The world's first emotionally intelligent debt collection platform. We don't just want your money—we want your soul.
Combining cutting-edge AI with old-fashioned intimidation techniques.
Our patented "WhereAreYou™" technology tracks debtors across social media, grocery stores, and their mother's basement. We know you bought that latte.
AI-generated guilt trips personalized with your childhood photos. "Remember when you were happy? Pay $247.50 to feel that way again."
We broadcast your debt status to every Bluetooth speaker within 500 feet. Your coffee shop will know. Your gym will know. Your dog will judge you.
"They found me on vacation. In Peru. I don't remember booking a trip to Peru, but apparently I owe $847 for it now."
"Changed my number 4 times. They sent a singing telegram to my office. It was my mother singing about my student loans."
"Currently writing this from a bunker. They keep Venmo requesting me $0.01 with threatening emojis. Send help."
Resistance is expensive. Compliance is merely costly.
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